Buzz (word) Kill
Top five buzzwords/phrases I would like to kill:
1. “In terms of…”
2. “Around…”
3. “Granular…”
4. “Calendarize”
5. Acronyms, pretty much all of them.
I would love your help in building out this list!
Stumble it!
Joe Raasch :: Jan.10.2007 :: Change Management ::
Utilize
Dear Joe,
Did you know there are many website dedicated to buzzwords?
Below is a list of the “Top 13 Worst Buzzwords for 2006″ from http://www.buzzwhack.com/. Interesting that many of these “worst” buzzwords have to do with project management.
1. leveraging our assets: The ultimate DUH in business. Every company attempts to leverage its assets. It only makes sense that companies put their resources, whether it’s money, location or talent, to best use in order to make a profit?
2. mission-critical: Another sign that too many people in today’s business world have read too many Tom Clancy books. What’s wrong with the word “essential”?
3. conversate: To have a conversation. Created by those who (for some bizarre reason) don’t think “converse” or “talk” are adequate.
4. information touchpoint: Any contact in which information is shared or transferred. Yes, meetings are information touchpoints.
5. synopsize: To condense the details of a boring, two-hour meeting into a briefer - yet still as boring - version.
6. electronify: The process of turning paper-based data into electronic or digital form.
7. price-optimized: Something sold as cheap as possible, particularly a stripped-down version of a previously successful, but expensive product. However, the price-optimized version is likely to have more flash and less substance.
8. targeted completion date: A comforting term that gives the impression a project will be finished by a certain date (but everyone involved knows there’s no chance in hell of it happening).
9. surgerize: To have surgery. “Her face had been surgerized.”
10. relanguage: Term used by $300-an-hour consultants when $1 words, such as reword, rephrase or rewrite, would work just as well. “I think we can relanguage that to be more effective.”
11. computerate: Computer literate. To understand how a computer works. “Are you computerate? Or do you need me to do it for you?”
12. critical path: A list of tasks necessary to complete a project. In project management, it’s the ultimate alibi. If there’s even one delay in the “critical path,” the project will not be completed on time.
13. Professional Learning Community: A school faculty.